Things I said at the breakfast table today

"Get off the table, please."

"No, we don't put legs on the table."

"Get out from under the table."

"No, I don't want cabbage leaves under the sofa."

"Put your banana peels on a plate please." (30 seconds later) "No, I didn't mean put them in the cupboard on a plate!"

In fact, all these things were said to one particular child.

I'll let you guess which one ;)

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