"Get off the table, please."
"No, we don't put legs on the table."
"Get out from under the table."
"No, I don't want cabbage leaves under the sofa."
"Put your banana peels on a plate please." (30 seconds later) "No, I didn't mean put them in the cupboard on a plate!"
In fact, all these things were said to one particular child.
I'll let you guess which one ;)