"Who's that?" The Girlie asked and I answered, "Mister Fredrikson."
"Mister Fuckinson!" The Girlie exclaimed happily.
The Kid's classmate who's recently gone to school came for a visit to preschool today. The teacher asked him excitedly, "So, what did you learn today?"
"We learned about cheeses!" the boy replied proudly.
"Cheeses!?" the teacher exclaimed. "How wonderful! What kind of cheeses?"
The boy looked at her with a puzzled look and then another teacher said quietly, "I think he said Jesus..."