I can never remember what toilet paper to buy; some are so thin that kids rip right through the paper when they try to get a piece, others so thick that they're hard to rip, so kids end up stripping down half a roll when all they are trying to get is 3 pieces.
So recently, when I managed to get a pack that was just right, I thought, "Yay, no more toilet paper guessing at the store! I'll just have to remember which pack to get and we're golden."
Uhm... yeah. Good luck with that, Maria.
Because here's the thing: I looked at the pack, there was a cute little puppy printed on the front, and so I cleverly told myself that next time I am at the store, I need to get toilet rolls with a cute little puppy printed on front.
And it seemed like a totally good idea - except, when I stood in front of the toilet rolls in the store, it started to feel like an exceptionally stupid idea, because...
WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE TOILET ROLL PACK HAVE A PICTURE OF A PUPPY PRINTED ON FRONT!?